Bolton T-Shirt Dress

Dr. Larréonstein’s Monster Tees come from deep in the subterranean House of Larréon laboratories. In defiance of the torch-wielding mobs of fundamentalist t-shirt purists accusing our laboratory assistants of creating abominations in the face of merch stands everywhere, our scientists have culled specimens of tour shirts and novelty tees from around the country, cut them up, and sewn them back together in nightmarish combinations that are as horrifying to the eye as they are disturbing to the soul!

Do you root for the New York Yankees? Do you care for the music and personalities of Michael Bolton and Travis Tritt? It doesn’t matter! In the hands of Dr. Larréonstein, their visages and graphics have been hacked to bits, mixed up and re-stitched together to create one new, beautiful monster in the form of an easy elegant dress!

The top part of this dress is made from 3 different 100% cotton t-shirts. The waist and hem of the voluminous skirt slant up for a flirty, asymmetrical moment. The skirt is made from many different t-shirts and jersey fabric in cotton and cotton/poly blends. We call this "one size fits most," because it looks equally great as a super-oversized garment on a petite person as it does form fitted and filled out by a bodacious beauty of any gender.

Edition of 1.

Would you like to know more about this garment? Perhaps you have a question about its sizing, potential fit on your body, the history of its materials, or more information about Larry Krone and his process and techniques in making it. Please do not hesitate to contact us at staff@toddoldhammakershop.com, and we will be happy to answer your query as quickly as we can!

Quantity

Materials

Jersey fabric in cotton and cotton/poly blends

Sizing

Chest — 50 inches

Hip — 56 inches

Length — 43 inches

Care

Hand wash